Matt's Lair of Lairiness

vexarion:

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

(via reclaim-my-imagination)

twerksmas:

I HAVE THE BODY OF A GOD.

(via laugh-central)

deceptiboobies:

“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room

(via reclaim-my-imagination)

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

(via reclaim-my-imagination)

audino:

“youll be home alone for a few hours is that okay”

(Source: ninfia, via forever90s)

h-ella:

i-am-a-fucking-smurf:

thehipsterlifestyle:

rockpapertheodore:

christina-mcdonald:

Will reblog every, EVERY time.

what a helpful young person

I’ve this like 15 times and I still enjoy this!

i have waited 5 months for this back 

AD

(via baaman-bro)

stevenfresco:

“we’re having pizza for dinner”

(via baaman-bro)

(Source: epic-humor, via baaman-bro)

(via forever90s)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via baaman-bro)

funniest Ninth Doctor quotes

(Source: marriagehoney, via cheezy-explosion)

thefourteenthdoctor:

TARDIS exteriors: 1963-2013

(via mother-of-sea-dragons)

(via missspankypants)